Posts tagged with ‘valentines’ include the following:
Here. Here. Here are some rejected Harry Potter Valentines I made today.
These have been tested and do not work.
The rest of my valentines are here.
I have a hard time believing they didn’t get this joke from the caption of my Kafka valentine.
I’m not, obviously, laying claim to this genre or style and some jokes are pretty obvious but come on.
My friend Colie is a model for playboy and I sometimes spend hours reading the comments she gets on her fan page and instagram.
If you’re not sure how to win your crush over this V-day, let these 21st century poets lend you their silken words.
(I do think I’m going to start using DWAMN sincerely.)
I like this one because she’s got such a lovely pervy expression on.
It looks like she’s taking cues from Byron.
Anyway, there are more here
And they’re buy-able here, if you’re into SUPPORTING ARTISTS.
Here’s the Louis CK one alone because I like his pickup line so much.
It’s from the impassioned, deferent, sincere speech he delivers to a woman in a bookstore on his show.
(The rest are here.)
Hey NERDS, this year’s Portrait Valentines are done! Print them out and eat them.
If you’d like to support me buy them here! Or come to my recitals once in a while. It wouldn’t kill you.
I like to imagine Dali’s mustache worked like dogs’ ears and erections—it just sprang up like that when he was excited about something.
More to come!
I could have linked to the UrbanDictionary page for “stranger” but I didn’t.