Posts tagged with ‘valentine's day’ include the following:
Are you the Chamber of Secrets? Because I’d probably need to use my tongue skillfully to get inside you.
Am I the Whomping Willow? Because when you get near me I flail around and endanger lives.
Are you Peter Pettigrew? Because if I found out you’d been living in my room my whole life I’d get over it pretty quickly.
Are you the flying Ford Anglia? Because even if you’d been living in the woods for months I’d still want to get inside you.
Are you a portkey? Because when we touch I feel transported. And then a bit sick.
Are you the Elder Wand? Because I feel like if I kill your boyfriend you’ll end up with me.
Are you Hogwarts? Because your inner workings confuse the shit out of me.
Are you a Boggart? Because when I look at you, I think of commitment.
Are you Hermione Granger? Because I think about you sexually a lot.
Here’s a coffee shop cover I did last V-day of Britney Spears’ Toxic.
Prepare to be unsettled.
Sounds like a sexy playground game
is just an archive of posts I’ve tagged with the word love.
Here’s the lot of this year’s portrait valentines.
Check out all of them the rest if you like, and of course, pass them on if you like them.
LOVE IS THE MOST POWERFUL DRUG OF ALL. More valentines here.
Update: You can BUY THEM now, too.
Bump. Happy V-week.
More like survival of the CUTEST.
(Your personality is okay but that bilateral symmetry is what I’m in it for.)
The last of this year’s Portrait Valentines!
Buy them ALL here.
"I’ve been known to keep two guys busy."
Almost done with all of this year’s Portrait Valentines!
They’re on sale here!
High School Lit Valentines.
You can buy them here.