Posts tagged with ‘illustrations’ include the following:

The guy in the red went on to explain that he fully understands the suffering of the lower classes in 18th century France.

The guy in blue went on to explain for twelve hours about the difference between water and fire JUST to make sure everyone was aware.

Here. Here. Here are some rejected Harry Potter Valentines I made today.

These have been tested and do not work.

The rest of my valentines are here.

I like this one because she’s got such a lovely pervy expression on.It looks like she’s taking cues from Byron.
Anyway, there are more here
And they’re buy-able here, if you’re into SUPPORTING ARTISTS.

I like this one because she’s got such a lovely pervy expression on.
It looks like she’s taking cues from Byron.

Anyway, there are more here

And they’re buy-able here, if you’re into SUPPORTING ARTISTS.

I like to imagine Dali’s mustache worked like dogs’ ears and erections—it just sprang up like that when he was excited about something.
More to come!
Rest are here.Buy them here.

I like to imagine Dali’s mustache worked like dogs’ ears and erections—it just sprang up like that when he was excited about something.

More to come!

Rest are here.
Buy them here.

I could have linked to the UrbanDictionary page for “stranger” but I didn’t.
More here.Touch them with your hands here.

I could have linked to the UrbanDictionary page for “stranger” but I didn’t.

More here.
Touch them with your hands here.

"I’d like us to be more than just Franz."
More here.For sale here.

"I’d like us to be more than just Franz."

More here.
For sale here.

My main portrait valentines are coming soon! As an appetizer, I made a few with quotes from comedians about Valentiney things.

Buy them here, unless you’re a racist or something and don’t want to because Aziz is brown. Are you a racist? I feel like you are.

Previous portrait valentines here.

America’s longest married couple

The Persistence of Huell
Oil on canvas
73.7 cm × 92.1 cm (29 in × 36¼ in)

The Persistence of Huell

Oil on canvas

73.7 cm × 92.1 cm (29 in × 36¼ in)

Word to your mother.

Word to your mother.