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When I was eleven, during the summer before 7th grade, Martin Lawrence and Will Smith appeared on someMTV show to Promote Bad Boys II. They got into this weird hypnotic rhythm where they just repeated the release date, July 18th, over and over and over.
They drilled it into my head. It was all I could think about. It echoed feyly through the byzantine corridors of my mind, breaching in and out of its quivering lobes. To the point where I’d wake up at night in a cold sweat, wondering if maybe July 18th was the day I would die. Sometimes I still do.
Anyway, here are some things that have happened on July 18th.
[Read the whole timeline I wrote/illustrated on CollegeHumor!]

When I was eleven, during the summer before 7th grade, Martin Lawrence and Will Smith appeared on someMTV show to Promote Bad Boys II. They got into this weird hypnotic rhythm where they just repeated the release date, July 18th, over and over and over.

They drilled it into my head. It was all I could think about. It echoed feyly through the byzantine corridors of my mind, breaching in and out of its quivering lobes. To the point where I’d wake up at night in a cold sweat, wondering if maybe July 18th was the day I would die. Sometimes I still do.

Anyway, here are some things that have happened on July 18th.

[Read the whole timeline I wrote/illustrated on CollegeHumor!]

Because people have requested a photoset, here’s all of last year’s Dictator Valentines*.

*Several not actually dictators.

This year, I’m rolling out some new Portrait Valentines, so check them out if you like these! (7 more are on their way tomorrow.)

Update: You can BUY THEM now, too.

In the comic book The Savage Dragon by Erik Larsen, it is revealed that Hitler did not die in 1945, but after a fight against Hellboy in Romania in 1952. His body ruined, the brain is transplanted to the body of a large gorilla. Suffering amnesia and calling himself Brainiape, the chimera possesses great psionic powers and joins the Chicago criminal organization known as the Vicious Circle, eventually becoming its leader. He remembers his past only in 1996 when he encounters Hellboy again, alongside the Vicious Circle’s enemy, the policeman called Dragon. The ape body is killed, and it is revealed that Hitler’s brain had mutated and could live unaided by any technology or host body, ambulatory on tiny legs.
Jesus: he invented Hitler.

Thanks, kid from high school.

Jesus: he invented Hitler.

Thanks, kid from high school.

And the crown jewel of the collection.
Here’s the series!
Update: You can BUY THEM now, too.

And the crown jewel of the collection.

Here’s the series!

Update: You can BUY THEM now, too.