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When I was eleven, during the summer before 7th grade, Martin Lawrence and Will Smith appeared on someMTV show to Promote Bad Boys II. They got into this weird hypnotic rhythm where they just repeated the release date, July 18th, over and over and over.
They drilled it into my head. It was all I could think about. It echoed feyly through the byzantine corridors of my mind, breaching in and out of its quivering lobes. To the point where I’d wake up at night in a cold sweat, wondering if maybe July 18th was the day I would die. Sometimes I still do.
Anyway, here are some things that have happened on July 18th.
[Read the whole timeline I wrote/illustrated on CollegeHumor!]
Sometimes the History of Jazz classroom is unlocked.
megara u are drunk girl
These are so goddamn good. I can’t get over it. There are waist-up portraits over at Jirka’s blog.
Steve Carrell is finishing up his run on The Office, but every time I look up at the night sky, I’ll see his face in an animated constellation, reminding me always that that’s what she said.

![When I was eleven, during the summer before 7th grade, Martin Lawrence and Will Smith appeared on someMTV show to Promote Bad Boys II. They got into this weird hypnotic rhythm where they just repeated the release date, July 18th, over and over and over.
They drilled it into my head. It was all I could think about. It echoed feyly through the byzantine corridors of my mind, breaching in and out of its quivering lobes. To the point where I’d wake up at night in a cold sweat, wondering if maybe July 18th was the day I would die. Sometimes I still do.
Anyway, here are some things that have happened on July 18th.
[Read the whole timeline I wrote/illustrated on CollegeHumor!]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7dc36L4wQ1qz5uc4o1_500.jpg)






