This is my 1000th post. I was going to make it a post worth remembering, but instead I decided to summarize myself. That way I can link to it when I don’t want to introduce myself.

Reblogging this would be a faux pas.

ABOUT ME

My name is Ben. Benjamin Arthur Kling. I’m twenty years old. I’ve always been and will always be twenty years old.

I like to do a lot of things, including writing (mostly short stories, television, essays, radio plays, standup comedy), animating, illustrating, playing music (mostly piano, guitar, and ukulele), making mashups, singing (loudly but not skilfully), rapping (skilfully but not loudly), and sneaking into places that I’m not supposed to be.

I’m passionately interested in mimesis, evolutionary psychology, sexuality, psycholinguistics, empathy, and semiotics.

I go to Emerson College, where I study television writing. I am a terrible student.

I’m looking into several careers in writing/animating/internet. They are probably not looking into me.

This has been fun. Let’s do this more often.

Talk about me, I mean.

I left some cab fare on the dresser.