lannasster asked: dude the valentines are perfect

I’m glad you’re enjoying them!

And they’re not all done yet. There are some pretty good ones coming tomorrow.

I figure the best thing to do, as a single person on Valentine’s day, is put my name on a bunch of Valentines that people will give to each other.

This way, I get to co-opt other people’s affections and meaningful relationships. I get to be the third-wheel on their tandem tricycle. I get to watch them have sex.

Metaphorically.