A lively decoration AND a colorful euphemism for vagina!

A lively decoration AND a colorful euphemism for vagina!

Sometimes you have to just do it.

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DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE JUMANJI APP

DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE JUMANJI APP

Hon-hon-HON

Hon-hon-HON

I put together a Summer 2014 mix for a music swap with some friends and I decided YOU should all have it, too!
(It’s very big.)
It’s got:
Disco, Canadian Spanish-Language Indie Rock, Television Scores, Hip Hop, 80’s Pop, Calypso, 80’s Glam, Ska, Minimalist Classical, Civil War Camp Anthems, Showtunes, more 80’s Pop, and yeah okay one Macklemore song.

I put together a Summer 2014 mix for a music swap with some friends and I decided YOU should all have it, too!

(It’s very big.)

It’s got:

Disco, Canadian Spanish-Language Indie Rock, Television Scores, Hip Hop, 80’s Pop, Calypso, 80’s Glam, Ska, Minimalist Classical, Civil War Camp Anthems, Showtunes, more 80’s Pop, and yeah okay one Macklemore song.

I am your Trash Messiah. I gave my body that you might redeem it for 5 cents in Maine.

I am your Trash Messiah. I gave my body that you might redeem it for 5 cents in Maine.

Sometimes I like to sit on my hands until they get numb and then give myself encouragement and affirmations so it feels like a stranger is doing it.

Do you ever just want a plain slice of chocolate cake but everything is called “DECADENT CHOCOLATE CATASTROPHE” and “TRIPLE LAYER FUDGE HORROR” and stuff and it’s just like come on I want a slice of cake not an emergency.