So my roommate called a very special delivery guy and because the delivery guy came late he gave my roommate a very special cookie by way of compensation.
I ate the cookie and then fixed my old 25 key MIDI controller and then I guess this seemed like the best thing to do?
Trying to figure out the “HARD TECHNO REMIX” setting.
Lizzie and I were dragged to church together as children and have never quite gotten the crucifixion hymn “Were You There” out of our heads.
We tried out for the school talent show with it once.
Last time she visited New York I rapped it at her across a gay bar in the village.
It is what it is.
It’s been a wild ride! Twenty-two years since it all began on that fateful day in Hackettstown Community Hospital.
Let’s take a moment to look back on some of the many private memories, experiences, fears and neuroses that I’ve cherished or repressed and never shared with anyone else!If you’re me, you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about.
Hey, I wrote a BuzzFeed post!
I respond to mashup challenges from friends like Marty McFly responds to being called a chicken.
It’s a really unfortunate Ella Enchanted Situation and I hate that my friends know about it.
The guy in the red went on to explain that he fully understands the suffering of the lower classes in 18th century France.
The guy in blue went on to explain for twelve hours about the difference between water and fire JUST to make sure everyone was aware.
Hi! I recorded a little 5 minute thing of me putting together a simple mashup.
If you’re interested in that kind of thing, listen to it.
If you’re not, don’t do it! Please!
A person 22,000 notes away from me just reblogged my post about the “Dumb Starbucks” stunt calling it ableist for using the word “dumb.”
I’m not religious but I just wiki’d a list of every god and thanked them all that this person doesn’t follow my blog or interact with me ever.
hey guys this is the mashup that i think will put me on the map
I always think “sperm donor” and “egg donor” are misleading terms since they’re paid, but then I give “sperm-hawker” and “egg-peddler” a go.