monopuff, it’s Surfer’s Stomp by the Mar-Kets with some drums added by me.
You may recognize it because Relient K aped it in their cover of Sleigh Ride.

monopuff, it’s Surfer’s Stomp by the Mar-Kets with some drums added by me.

You may recognize it because Relient K aped it in their cover of Sleigh Ride.

I made this to post as a comment on my friend’s status

I snapped most of the Met yesterday.

I snapped most of the Met yesterday.

Hey uh, emmyc I made you a birthday song.

This afternoon.

Cause I know you like ‘em written composed and recorded in 2 hrs or less.

Lyrics:

My dearest Emmy I’ve been told

You’re turning 25 Years Old

And your professed preference has me miffed

I know you dislike pageantry

But I feel I’d be an absentee

If I didn’t find for you the world’s most ostentatious gift

I thought about

a watering can

a sputtering van

a poster of a toaster or a catamaran

but I settled on a solid gold statue of Shania Twain

Maybe the Philosopher’s Stone

some awful cologne

a motor boat or motorola mobile phone

but no, I got for you a solid gold Statue of Shania Twain

I know you said you needed a horse

Or a lawyer for your divorce

But I realized that of course

A gilded country singer’s bust is what you meant by that

So I didn’t buy you new kicks

Or a bag of wet ticks

But it won’t be long until you’re turning twenty six

And I can give you a brass figurine of Stevie Nicks

But for now it’s a solid gold statue of Shania Twain

And a stale baguette

And a hug!

Isn’t it kind of disturbing when people use the term “sick” to describe something they’re disgusted by?
Like “this man is sick and I hope he rots in jail.”
Nah, that’s not what you hope for sick people.
Use a different metaphor for your hateful thoughts.

A lively decoration AND a colorful euphemism for vagina!

A lively decoration AND a colorful euphemism for vagina!

Sometimes you have to just do it.

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